<p>“Dude, at least half of Sarah’s friends are single,” Mark said as he surveyed the collection of beautiful young women crowding the dance floor. “And I’ll bet that most of them are in the mood to couple up. Attending a wedding without a date tends to do that to women.”</p><p>“And men,” Jonah noted.</p><p>Mark looked at him, laughed, and said, “Sure. Men too. Though, you know, if you look around the room I don’t think you’ll see a lot of guys that seem to be pining for a relationship. I think they see this is a target rich environment.”</p><p>“You would never see it that way though, right? You’re a gentleman, after all,” Jonah said.</p><p>Mark raised his glass, smiled, and threw back the rest of his whiskey. “That’s right, Jonah. Each and every one of those single girls is a chance for me to have the fulfilling long term relationship that I’ve always craved. In fact, I think I’m going to get started on that right now.”</p><p>Jonah laughed as he watched his friend work his way into dancing with a group of girls, most of whom seemed delighted by his confidence. Jonah knew he wasn’t much of a dancer, so he’d have to take a different tactic if he had any hope of leaving the wedding with a beautiful girl on his arm. He’d have to be charming.</p><p>Just like Mark had done, Jonah finished his glass of whiskey – a strong pour that left him feeling buzzed in the best way – and surveyed the room. He spied a table with three girls in pretty dresses – one a bridesmaid – and he gathered as much confidence as he could and made his way towards them.</p><p>“Ladies,” Jonah said as he pulled out a chair and sat next to the bridesmaid. “How come you’re not out there dancing?”</p><p>“How come you’re not?” one of the girls – a cute brunette – shot back.</p><p>“Well, I’m not much of a dancer so I’ll need another drink or two before I stop caring what other people think,” he replied.</p><p>The brunette smiled and Jonah was certain he’d made headway. Then he watched her eyes move towards the dance floor and she got up, took her pretty blonde friend, and they walked away without saying a word.</p><p>“I guess they were just waiting for the right guy to come along,” the bridesmaid – who was a lovely redhead with pale skin and the most incredible freckles – said.</p><p>For a moment Jonah felt his shoulders sink. He knew the only path to success was to keep trying, and yet he wasn’t sure he was up for a night of rejection. Maybe the right choice was to get drunk, dance with his friends, and forget all about trying to get laid.</p><p>“And I guess I wasn’t that guy,” Jonah replied.</p><p>The bridesmaid smiled and leaned a little closer. “I’m Audrey,” she said.</p><p>“Jonah,” he replied.</p><p>Audrey extended her hand and Jonah took it for a gentle handshake. “Wow, your skin is so soft,” he said. She laughed and he felt a little embarrassed. “Sorry, that was probably a weird thing to say.”</p><p>Audrey ran her fingers over the top of his hand and under the sleeve of his shirt. Her touch felt surprisingly seductive, though Jonah couldn’t tell if she was doing it on purpose or if it was her beauty and her willingness to touch him at all that left him so enamored.</p><p>“It’s not weird at all,” Audrey said before offering a decidedly seductive smile and leaning closer. For a moment Jonah thought she was going to kiss him, but then a slow song started and she said, “Dance with me.”</p><p>They stood and stepped onto the dance floor. Audrey was nearly as tall as Jonah – thanks to the three inch heels – and she looked stunning in the floor length satin dress the bride had chosen for her.</p><p>“You’re beautiful,” Jonah said as he put a hand on Audrey’s waist and pulled her close.</p><p>“Thank you,” she replied.</p><p>Jonah expected that they would dance as people who’d just met tend to do – with a fair bit of distance between them. Audrey didn’t seem particularly interested in that, though. She happily pressed her body against his and soon Jonah had both hands on her waist as they moved in time to the music. It was the kind of dancing the other couples at the wedding were engaged in. It was slow and intimate and Jonah couldn’t help but feel a touch of arousal gathering between his legs.</p><p>“This is nice, isn’t it?” Audrey asked.</p><p>“It is,” Jonah replied.</p><p>Audrey reached up to caress his face and Jonah’s loins came to life. Suddenly he was panicked at the idea of getting an erection on the dance floor. He tried his best not to let his mind wander to places of desire with regards to Audrey, which kept a full erection at bay, though there was clearly growth and he only hoped that she wouldn’t notice.</p><p>The song ended and Audrey took Jonah’s hand and led him towards an empty table away from the dance floor. She poured them both a glass of wine from the bottle on the table and they drank and talked for so long that the party was winding down by the time Jonah noticed any time had passed.</p><p>“You’re a nice guy,” Audrey said with a sweet smile that indicated that she was a little bit buzzed.</p><p>“I like to think so,” Jonah replied as he wondered if his night was going to end with anything more than a kiss on the cheek.</p><p>Audrey leaned forward, put a hand on his knees, and said, “No, I mean you’re a nice guy, Jonah. Like, you can probably tell that I’m feeling the wine a little bit and you probably wondered if it would be a bad idea to try and sleep with me, because a nice guy doesn’t want to take advantage of a girl that’s had too much to drink.”</p><p>“Okay, well, yeah, I did think that,” Jonah said. “Is that a bad thing?”</p><p>Audrey shook her head. “Of course not. Every girl tells herself that she wants a nice guy, because a nice guy isn’t going to do any of the horrifying things that guys sometimes do to their girlfriends and wives.”</p><p>The conversation had suddenly taken on a strange tone and Jonah couldn’t quite figure out what was going on, so instead of offering a response he let a few moments of silence hang between them.</p><p>“The thing is,” Audrey continued after a lengthy pause, “no girl wants to fuck a nice guy. Not a single one. Most of us will end up settling down with nice guys and the sex can get to a place where it’s consistently above average, but none of us actually <em>want</em> to fuck a nice guy.”</p><p>Jonah was speechless, mostly because it seemed like Audrey was really going out of her way to reject him in a particularly painful manner.</p><p>Then, to his complete surprise, Audrey leaned forward and kissed Jonah. It took a few moments to recover from the shock, but soon enough Jonah was fully into the kiss. He reached up to caress her face as her lips parted. Their tongues met and Audrey moaned into his mouth in a manner that Jonah found irresistible. She was an exceptionally good kisser, too. She did wonderful things with her lips and tongue and Jonah felt the excitement throughout his body and particularly between his legs, where his cock had responded to the kiss by reaching a fully erect state.</p><p>“I’m confused,” Jonah said as Audrey pulled away and smiled at him.</p><p>“I know,” she replied. “I just wanted to turn you on.”</p><p>“Why?” he asked.</p><p>“Because I want you to want me, Jonah,” Audrey said. “Because the idea of a guy being desperate for me makes me wet.”</p><p>Jonah wondered if Audrey had been sending signals of her intent all evening and if he’d somehow missed them. As he was pondering that Audrey leaned forward, reached between his legs, and stroked Jonah’s stiff cock through his thin tuxedo pants.</p><p>“It feels like you’re desperate for me, Jonah,” she said.</p><p>“Jesus, Audrey,” he replied. “What are you doing?”</p><p>Audrey smiled sweetly and said, “I’m just having a little fun. There’s nothing wrong with having a little fun at a wedding, is there?”</p><p>Jonah knew that walking away was the smart thing, but a beautiful redhead in a tight, sexy dress was stroking his cock so there was no way he was going anywhere.</p><p>“I didn’t think so,” Audrey said. “Now tell me, Jonah, if I invited you back to my room to fuck me, would you accept?”</p><p>“Yes, but I thought you said that girls don’t want to fuck nice guys,” he answered.</p><p>“I did say that,” she said with a naughty smile that made Jonah think she’d been fucking with him and she was about to invite him up to her room to have sex. “But, I was thinking I might make an exception for you. What do you think? Would you like that, Jonah? Would you like to leave this lovely ballroom, take the elevator up to my room, and fuck me?”</p><p>“More than anything,” Jonah answered.</p><p>Audrey stroked him a little faster and asked, “And do you think you could fuck me the way I need to be fucked, Jonah? Do you think you’re capable of satisfying me, or do you think you’ll just disappoint me like most nice guys do?”</p><p>“I won’t disappoint you,” he said. “I won’t. I promise.”</p><p>Audrey released his cock, stood, and said, “Let’s go.”</p><p>Jonah looked between his legs and panicked at the idea of people seeing a tent in his pants as he walked through the hotel lobby.</p><p>“Don’t worry, it’s not that big,” Audrey said. “People won’t notice.”</p><p>Jonah wasn’t sure why she felt the need to comment on the size of his cock, but he wasn’t about to get into a fight over it and blow his chance at having sex with a beautiful girl like Audrey, so he stood, took her hand, and left the ballroom.</p><p>They walked across the lobby and into the elevator and as it turned out, no one gave him a second glance despite there being an obvious bulge in his pants. Audrey pushed the button for her floor and then stepped into Jonah’s arms and kissed him in a manner that made him absolutely certain he was getting laid that night.</p><p>“You know, you’re a pretty good kisser for a nice guy,” she said.</p><p>“Yeah?” he asked.</p><p>Audrey spun around in his grasp, pressed her ass into his crotch, and gently moved her hips as the elevator rushed towards her floor. “When was the last time you fucked someone, Jonah?”</p><p>“Two months,” he replied.</p><p>“I mean truly fucked someone,” Audrey said. “I don’t mean made love to someone. There’s a difference. When was the last time you gave a girl a good, hard fucking. When was the last time you scrambled her brain – in the best way possible – by fucking her with such vigor that she could barely speak?”</p><p>Jonah was fairly certain he’d never fucked a girl like that and he panicked that he was about to blow his chance at having sex with Audrey. Thankfully, the elevator door opened and she grabbed his hand and dragged him into the hallway, saving him from having to say anything at all.</p><p>“Unzip me,” Audrey said the moment they stepped into her room.</p><p>Jonan reached up, gently tugged on the zipper of her lovely satin dress and pulled it down, revealing Audrey’s beautiful naked body. “Wow,” he said as his eyes roamed over her milky white skin and her utterly flawless ass.</p><p>Audrey stepped out of her dress and left it on the floor. She walked across the room and opened the sliding door and stepped out onto the balcony as Jonah remained in place like his feet had been dipped in concrete. Audrey grasped the railing, bent over, and spread her legs a little before looking over her shoulder. “You’ll find condoms in the nightstand drawer,” she said.</p><p>Jonah looked at the drawer and then back at Audrey. “What?” he asked.</p><p>“What are you waiting for, Jonah? Aren’t you going to fuck me? Forget about being a nice guy. Put a condom on, step out onto this balcony, and use my pussy for your pleasure,” Audrey said.</p><p>Jonah hesitated before walking towards the nightstand, yanking the drawer open, and pulling out a condom. He tore it open and looked back at Audrey to see that she was now masturbating. Her pussy lips had opened a little and Jonah could see the wetness between them from across the room. This was his moment, so Jonah stripped as quickly as possible, tore open the condom wrapper, and rolled it down his cock.</p><p>Then, as he took a step towards the balcony, Jonah felt an overwhelming sense of nervousness. What if he wasn’t big enough to satisfy her? What if he came too quickly? What if she had lots of experience with better guys and Jonah simply couldn’t measure up?</p><p>That nervousness took the wind out of Jonah’s sails and by the time he stepped onto the deck he was half hard and fading fast. He grabbed his cock and stroked furiously but it seemed that his body wasn’t willing to cooperate with his quest to fuck the beautiful girl that clearly wanted him.</p><p>“What’s wrong?” Audrey asked.</p><p>“I don’t know,” he said.</p><p>Audrey stood and turned around. “Does this happen often, Jonah?” she asked. “Do you go soft every time a girl bends over and offers her pussy?”</p><p>“No…I swear…I don’t,” he said. “Well, I mean, I’ve never had this particular experience with a girl bending over a balcony railing and telling me to fuck her, but I swear I don’t go soft.”</p><p>Audrey walked past him and sat on the edge of the bed. She leaned back, spread her legs, and said, “Come in here, Jonah.”</p><p>Jonah stepped off the balcony and towards Audrey, who looked a little frustrated, though that didn’t do anything to dampen her overwhelming beauty.</p><p>“Get on your knees,” she instructed. “The least you can do is eat my pussy.”</p><p>“I can get hard,” Jonah pleaded. “I promise, I can get hard.”</p><p>Audrey’s gaze hardened. “Jonah, get on your knees and eat my pussy,” she said.</p><p>Compelled by the beautiful redhead, Jonah sank to his knees, moved between her legs, and set out eating Audrey’s pussy.</p><p>“That’s good,” she said. “See, this is what nice guys are good for. I swear, I’ve never met a nice guy who wasn’t incredible at eating pussy. You’re all the same. You’re just so eager to please, and this is the sort of thing you can control. You get a chance to fuck me and your dick goes soft, but your tongue isn’t going to stop functioning just because you’re nervous. No, you have total control over your tongue. You could eat my pussy all night, couldn’t you?”</p><p>Jonah leaned back and opened his mouth to answer, but Audrey put a hand on the back of his head and said, “Shut up and eat my pussy. We spent the whole night talking, and it was lovely, but now I want to cum, so shut the fuck up and eat my pussy.”</p><p>Audrey was beautiful, her pussy tasted perfect, and he got to stare up at her breathtaking body as he went down on her, so Jonah saw no reason to do anything other than eat her pussy as instructed.</p><p>When she laid back on the bed Jonah thought he might get an invitation to fuck her, but it turned out that Audrey was simply reaching for her phone. She tapped the screen a few times and held it up to her ear. “Hey,” she said. “How would you feel about coming to my room? The guy I brought back was a dud and I could really use a good fucking.”</p><p>Jonah looked up and readied a protest but Audrey grabbed a handful of his hair and pulled him hard between her legs.</p><p>“Yeah, he’s still here,” she said. “He’s eating my pussy. I guess you could say he’s getting it ready for you.”</p><p>Jonah felt a deep sense of embarrassment at being replaced, and yet he didn’t stop eating Audrey’s pussy, which was somehow even more embarrassing.</p><p>“You want him to stay and watch?” she asked before chuckling. “Yeah, I could do that. Alright, I’ll see you soon.”</p><p>Audrey pulled back on Jonah’s hair and leaned over. “Did you hear that?” she asked. “You’re getting dinner and a show.”</p><p>Before he could object she pulled his mouth back to her pussy and laid in the bed with her fingers still firmly entwined in his hair.</p><p>“God damn you are good at that, Jonah,” she noted. “If I wasn’t so desperate for dick I would have let you spend the night between my legs. I can cum endlessly and there’s something nice about having a man around that will happily lick your clit for hours. Though, I suppose I could just make you do that anyway, couldn’t I? There’s no reason you have to leave once I get the dick I need. I could just make him leave.”</p><p>Audrey sat up again and looked down at Jonah as she directed his gaze towards her face. “What do you think about that, Jonah? How would you feel about spending the night between my legs?”</p><p>“I think I’d rather just leave,” he said.</p><p>“Are you sure?” Audrey asked. “Because your dick looks like it wants to stay. Maybe you don’t know yourself as well as you think, Jonah. Maybe what you really crave is to watch someone else fuck me like you should have. Maybe what you really, really crave is being allowed to eat my pussy after someone else has fucked me while you watched.”</p><p>A knock on the door interrupted Jonah’s chance to answer. Audrey stood, offered a stern look, and said, “You stay right there, Jonah. Do you understand me?”</p><p>She stood without moving and Johan crumbled and nodded in agreement. Audrey offered a smile that melted his heart a little and walked towards the door as Jonah turned to admire her stunningly sexy naked body. He knew he should get dressed and leave, but for some reason he couldn’t bring himself to do it. Audrey was beautiful, sexy, and wildly unpredictable and Jonah couldn’t help but want to stick around and see how the evening played out.</p>